The grand story.
And we ripped up the ending... and the rules... and destiny - leaving nothing but freedom and choice.
I'm getting ahead of myself.
Let me tell you my story.
In which Elle Woods is smarter than Sam Winchester.
If we are going with the premise that Elle will be better than Sam at anything she puts her mind to because she is just that awesome, can you imagine how awesome at hunting, or at least research for hunting, she would be?
Just the thought of Sam’s pout upon meeting her makes me giggle.
I want this crossover at least 90% more than all the other crossovers.
We shall call it Supernaturally Blonde.
YES.
SHE’D SHOW UP TO A HUNT IN PINK KITTY HEELS AND RECITE THE LATIN FOR AN EXORCISM PERFECTLY AND HAVE A BEJEWLED SHOTGUN AND DEAN WOULD HAVE AN ANEURYSM
Supernaturally Blonde. Yes. I want it. Elle killing demons with a perky attitude.
as long as she doesn’t sleep with him
we all know what happens to the girls Sam sleeps with
‘oh my god im so sorry my dog usually doesnt jump up on people like this i have no idea what their deal is but also hey there’
met while jumping into the same pile of freshly raked leaves in a park (alternatively, one jumps in and they met when no 2 kicks said pile of leaves)
waiting behind you in line but ‘excuse you me did i just hear you talking shit about my favourite superhero there SON’
3am and the fire alarm in our apartment complex just went off let me lend you my jacket while we wait on the sidewalk
it started as one game of ddr in a games acarde/convention and turned into a two hour long battle and i wont let you wiN
'it was raining so hard i wasnt paying attention as i ran into the side of your car/you/your umbrella but were both drenched now and also hey there’
eating in the same diner every morning and the waitress ALWAYS mixes up our orders so why dont we just sit at the same table to save her the trouble
well were both here to meet a mutual friend to hang out but they dropped out last second and this is awkward as shit huh
'im sorry but your headphones are so loud i can hear them from here and just what the crap do you think youre listening to thats so two thousand and late’
'wait, have we met before?’ 'no, i think i wouldve remembered’ just in any context just do it okay
ghost hunters/haunted house/paranormal investigators au