if i was rich i would never let new friends know until like a few weeks later when i know they genuinely like me and then one morning theyd wake up with a letter that says their student loans have been completely paid off and attached is just a picture of me wearing sunglasses and doing double peace signs with the caption “oh yeah btw im rich”
If you were rich you wouldn’t be wasting your time trying to get attention on Tumblr.
thats where youre wrong bucko no amount of money will satisfy my need for attention
I stopped using periods some time ago, accepting that what I have to say is never finished, and a punctuation mark is the last thing that could ever satiate a need for finality, I end everything on a comma now, signifying there is always a next, thanks for reading, drive safe,
parents: why don’t you do anything
me: minimalism
(Source: seducin)
*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!
when teen wolf reminds you that you are sterek trash with a 3 second clip of stiles looking at a D and an H.
knows nothing about cars
would be able to spot a ‘67 Chevy Impala from the 53rd floor of a building
through the fog
at night
(Source: justacatnerd)
i have abs………olutely nothing
(Source: patrolled)
I’m the kind of person that will delete and retype an entire tag sentence if I make a typo and that’s really all you need to know about my personality
The 7 Stages of Not Sleeping at Night
(Source: College Humor)