The grand story.
And we ripped up the ending... and the rules... and destiny - leaving nothing but freedom and choice.
I'm getting ahead of myself.
Let me tell you my story.

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Cross out everything you’ve done:

captain-tabris:

• Had a beer
• Smoked an entire cigarette
• Done drugs.
• Written on a bathroom wall.
• Read a George Orwell book.
• Used Twitter.
• Listened to Lady Gaga
• Been in a car accident. 
• Gotten suspended. 
• Gotten expelled.
• Been allergic to something.
• Got a computer virus.
• Touched a real gun.
• Had a dog.
• Had a cat
• Been pregnant.
• Camped out
• Swam in the ocean.
• Wore a bikini 
• Driven a car
• Been sent to the principal.
• Ever liked someone.
• Failed a class.
• Failed a test.
• Went to summer school.
• Got worse than a D 
• Got A’s and B’s.
• Read an entire book.
• Recorded my own music.
• Had an xbox.
• Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
• Wore fishnets.
• Wore skinny jeans.
• Hated someone.
• Been cheated on.
• Cheated on someone.
• Practiced Christianity.
• Worn makeup.
• Lied to my parents about where I was going.
• Had surgery.
• Had my license.
• Worn coloured contacts.
• Painted my nails black.
• Broken someone’s heart. 
• Had my heart broken.
• Cried for an hour straight 
• Lost something very valuable.
• Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
• Broken a bone.
• Gotten stung by a bee.
• Eaten something bad/expired.
• Saw someone throw up from being so drunk. this was you
• Danced with someone of the same sex.
• Owned an ipod
• Owned an iphone.
• Fell for a best friend
• Stole a friend’s significant other.
• Went far away from home for more than a week.
• Moved out.
• Ran away.
• Had a job.
• Been fired.
• Lied to a friend.
• Lied to a family member.
• Had a Facebook.
• Posted a video on Youtube.
• Started a rumor about someone.
• Talked bad about someone
• Deliberately failed a test.
• Been skinny dipping.
• Counted to a million.
• Counted to a thousand.
• Ate rabbit meat.
• Ate duck meat.
• Had fast food.
• Been to church
• Been to Canada.
• Been married.
• Had a divorce.
• Broke a glass
• Hugged someone today.
• Texted someone today.
• Received a phone call today.
• Threw something out of the window.
• Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
• Wished you were somebody else.
• Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
• Been to a concert
• Seen your favourite band live 
• Met a celebrity 
• Met your favourite band
• Own more than 10 CD’s

An evolution of my shipping

In the beginning: aww they're cute I bet they'd be good together
2 months later: omg they're so cute why don't you guys kiss already
4 months later: I didn't fucking ask for this dammit. I don't want to care this much
6 months later: Did you fucking see that do you see the way their shoulders brush when they touch, do you see the way they breathe in sync. GIVE ME ALL THE META ON THEIR SHIRTS MATCHING!!Did you see them cough at the same time? Yeah bitch that's how you OTP YOUR OTP COULD NEVER!!
8 months later: *guzzling bottles of alcohol* I'm trash I'm fucking shipper trash. I don't even care, at this point I exist on an alternate plane where my spirit is aligned with theirs... *sobs quietly* endgame bitches *throws middle fingers in the air*

cadoized:

falling in love with the asshole character 

and said asshole character dies by doing something selfless

imgayforshiek:

*points at character* me

*points at same character* my son

*points at same character again* my husband

(Source: tigeri102)

carelessdean:

(Source: thewinchesterdaily)

luckyjak:

Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I never leave.

thorinss:

well maybe i wanna leave kudos again u smiley piece of red box shit

otp in a fanfic: *has really kinky, brutal, and obscene sex that would put the porn industry to shame*
me: *nods* wow this is really nice and very well-written
otp in a fanfic: *does the hug thing for the first time*
me: *clutches chest* *breathes heavily* *buries face in blanket* *rolls around in delight* *kicks rapidly* *various squealing and whimpering noises* *huge grin* oh mY GOD

hauntingsivan:

“fuck man, i have so much shit to do”

*four hours later*

“fuck man, i still haven’t gotten this shit done, but i read a great fanfiction”

me: *looks at the coldest character of a series*
me: OH LOOK
me: LOOK AT MY BABY
me: LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS

me: *has something to say*
me: *forgets*

Everyone Else in Fandom: *theorizes, makes awesome graphics, writes amazing fanfic, analyzes source material*
Me: *runs around in circles waving arms until the next episode*

butshehatedhim:

Me during the 200th Supernatural episode (especially when Destiel, and Adam):

Me during the final scene:

hesitantmonster:

me: nah I don’t like romance novels they’re so predictable and sappy
me: *reads fanfiction of otp falling in love in 347 different ways*

(Source: magiciansubrosa)

bringmethespnfalloutphan:

Friend: Hey, how’s the studying going for our exam tomorrow?

Me: I KNOW, RIGHT! I’M SO EXCITED FOR THE 200TH EPISODE, TOO!!!!

Friend: …so that’s a no

(Source: itsjustasacrifice)