The grand story.
And we ripped up the ending... and the rules... and destiny - leaving nothing but freedom and choice.
I'm getting ahead of myself.
Let me tell you my story.

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classicmeevs:

ocbr:

ocbr:

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

ok its not that funny

It is that fucking funny

(Source: sweethotnight)

the-calvaree:

this will never not be funny

whothefuckiscas:

looks like drake and i are on the same page

(Source: petitfrenchie)

optimysticals:

This was a ride.

(Source: sandandglass)

corteesolo:

supernatural ( 11x20 ) + ao3 tags

(Source: corteasolo)

lordwhat:

It was bound to happen eventually.

consultingskeletondetective:

I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t want to spoil it for myself but I saw “Ginny kissed Albus” and I remember thinking “fucking plot twist”.

jacklesonmymind:

marinkaja:

it just got better

(Source: twerks4dean-blog)

juug-osiris:

amuzed1:

sourcedumal:

boredpanda:

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly

The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL

“I read her the instructions” 😂😂😂

sketchydean:

based on [x]

lucifer you done goofed

(Source: archived8253)

smattenhove:

cacen:

teapartyasian:

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

castielcampbell:

tardimpala67:

#sup

#do you have a moment to talk about my half brother jesus christ