I’m the asshole author that’s going to get published, and create multiple different fan fiction accounts on multiple fan fiction websites and write fan fiction for my own books, mixed in with a few other things as well, so that when I get somewhat noticed, I can talk to my fans and be like, “Oh, I write ‘fan fiction’ about my own book. But you have to guess which one is me” and watch them all go absolutely batshit crazy trying to find me.
Bonus: Claim everything you’ve written is canon, watch the fans scramble and debate over which stories are yours so they know for sure what’s canon.
This would actually be good because imagine how many annoying shipping wars will get resolved because there *might* be a “technically* canon fanfic AU out there of it.
“You can’t ship that because it’s not canon!”
“Actually, there are about 80 different fanfics of this ship and one of them just might be written by me ;) But you never know :o)”
*cue screams of agony*
(Source: typeoneconstitutionalist)
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